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friend: whats up? you look sad whats wrong?
me: oh nothing
my mind: little foot’s mom
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“That’s POTUS!” Watch President Obama greet some especially adorable visitors at the White House Halloween celebration. #ObamaAndKids
Aaaand I’ll taaaaaaake...
With me the memorieees...
You don’t know why you’re exhausted? You’re fighting a war inside your head every single day. If that’s not exhausting I don’t know what is.
–My therapist (via tequilamockingbird2015)

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This Kelly Ripa stuff is a really big thing in my week slash my life. I wish I was joking, but I’m not.
Overheard at The Washington Post (via washingtonpost)
Hands down my favorite day of the year! #pupsinthepark (at Nationals Park)
The usher commented on my wine 'double.' We're officially back in business, folks. (at Nationals Park)
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

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Me saying bye to my cat: Goodbye, I love you!!! Make good choices today. Don't forget that you're the most beautiful cat that has ever walked this earth. I'll be thinking of you all day!
That moment when your sister totally cheers you on as you talk to Ryan Reynolds.
The moment Lucas Giolito became my favourite Nats pitcher (Sorry Stras)
I love this.
On Friday, I said goodbye to a job that has made me miserable for the past ten months.
I woke up very early Saturday morning to fly to Florida to say goodbye to my grandfather, a big part of me still thinking he would surprise us all, as he always has.
He lit up when my brother and I walked into his room. He told us he loved us and accepted our love, offered us drinks (gesturing to the various liquids on his bedside tray), and carefully studied a picture of his brand new great-granddaughter.
He fell asleep about five minutes later and never quite woke up again. By last night, he was gone.
There is little tragedy in 97 years well lived, but we will all miss him terribly. The inverted triangle at the top of our family tree is now gone, eleven days shy of the anniversary of his son’s death.
I hope to write about his many accomplishments one day, but for now, I will just honor the man who was so kind and so sweet that it elicited comments from every single person who encountered him, right up to his very last moments. I love you, Pop Pop.

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Why I don't blog anymore.
Was supposed to be on PTO today. Also worked a solid half-day on last Friday's 'day off.'
Realized on Monday I would not be able to take today off but vowed to work from home to try to catch-up on the 100 things I owe 100 people.
Got a call from one of the two most feared partners I support at 4:45 yesterday, telling me a pitch would need to go out today. Still doubled down on working from home due to weather forecast and stubbornness.
Ventured out into the windy rain this morning only because I needed caffeine and had a Starbucks reward that was expiring today.
Got to Starbucks and realized that the reward actually expired yesterday, but purchased my $6.00 coconut milk latte nonetheless.
On my trudge home, my umbrella flipped inside out and in the battle to contain it, dropped my coffee which exploded immediately.
Threw both the empty cup and umbrella in the nearest trashcan and walked home feeling a lot sadder than I should.
This sums the last few months up pretty well.
Now back to the proposal which will never be good enough for the scary partner.
I promise that little white dot is the #popeindc. #workperks (at Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle)