Death Note described

[ID: A Death Note manga panel from Light’s imprisonment. He’s sitting on the floor with his back to the bed and his hands cuffed behind him. His expression is serious. Ryuk is upside down and twisted into an uncomfortable pose next to Light. End ID.]

you’re either implying toucan sam is some sort of bizarre mutated human in the poll universe canon OR that Light would absolutely kill that bird with his bare hands and i’m not sure which is worse

I think the implication is more that the Death's Notes rules probably wouldn't specify "human" in a world where talking toucans were real and commonplace. A mortal is a mortal, after all.

((That IS what I meant but I am also now greatly enjoying the mental image of Light strangling Toucan Sam before getting shot by one of the nephews. To Death. Note.))

[ID: Art of Light Yagami, Misa Amane, and L from Death Note. Their outfits are swapped — Light is wearing Misa’s dress, his hair tied in two small pigtails, looking apathetic; Misa is wearing L’s white long-sleeved shirt and jeans, giggling brightly; and L is wearing Light’s maroon long-sleeved shirt and khakis, putting his thumb to his lip in thought. End ID]

[ID: Tweets edited with Death Note characters. Light Yagami @ notkira tweets, "recently befriended a hideously ugly and disgusting looking freak and it's very surreal to experience how people are kind of rude to him." Separately, L @ ryuuzaki (verified) tweets, "made a new friend :)" Both tweets were posted April 7, 2004. End ID]

[ID: Art of Light Yagami and L Lawliet from Death Note, drawn in muted shades of blue. They are standing in front of an aquarium window. There are multiple small fish facing towards Light's back, and a large fish behind L that looks like it's piercing perfectly through his chest. Light is holding the Death Note in one hand and catches L's wrist with the other as L reaches for the Note. L stares at him, eyes wide, as Light looks down at him quietly. End ID]

[ID: L Lawliet from the Death Note TV drama drawn from the chest up in warm tones. L is smirking confidently at the viewer. The drawing has a translucent red border, as well as the recording symbol "REC" in the top right corner as if seen through a camera. End ID.]

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

[Image ID: Tweet from furmerly (@/ furmerly) reading: hbomberguy has discovered that you can replicate the death note by making a 4 hour video essay on someone /End ID]

[ID: A YouTube video by Diego's Bloodspray titled "Could L Ever Catch Walter White?" The thumbnail shows both characters with text in the middle asking "Could L ever catch Heisenberg????" End ID.]