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@acajake
Then I’ll just pretend to be Tom Cruise, and it’ll all work out.
Team Dani? I probably like the sound of that more than I should, but good to know that I have you on my team. And I’d totally kick his ass if it came to it.
I guess we’ll have to see, yeah?
Team Dani. I’m pretty sure you’d have pretty much everyone on your team if they knew who the options were. Don’t get me wrong, Puck is my bro and my dude, but you’re you.
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text message ✉ puckerbros
PUCK: That's why I'm better, dickhead.
PUCK: you're such a kid, nudes will never be in short supply.
PUCK: You suck, and no, it all goes to Finn. He's loyal, asshole.
JAKE: doesn't even make sense, dumbass.
JAKE: some nudes are worth keeping a lifetime.
JAKE: bullshit. Finn would totally jump ship if he knew the enemy was Dani. I bet five fucking bucks on it.
I might be your number one fan, but it doesn’t mean you’re number one on my list, little Puckerman.
Offended, yet a complete ego booster. You sure you ain’t a Puckerman?
text message ✉ jitty
Kitty: Duh, of course I'd be amazing. But your song selection could use some tweaking.
Kitty: /Pretty/ good looking? You might wanna re-think that real quick. It's got all the perk without traveling too far into the Kardashian zone.
Jake: Nothing of mine could use some tweaking, Wilde. What song would you pick?
Jake: Don't mock the Kardashian ass, alright? Maybe I've just forgotten what it looks like. My memory is kinda shitty.
There’s nothing that makes me happier than having a carnival on my birthday. That’s right, Ryder Lynn is no longer able to say that he’s a teen. Side note, that’s kinda weird because I feel like just yesterday I turned thirteen. Anywho, I’m glad that we’re officially done with classes so now the fun can begin. Am I rambling? I don’t know, I’m just really happy and not just because Marley is like the best friend ever and has kinda a surprise day planned and it sounds awesome. So yeah, three cheers for summer!
Dude, you’re gettin’ older and shit. One more year and you’ll be my alcohol supplier, right? Anyway, happy birthday, dude. It’s gonna be a rad day. Your ass better be back in the room tonight. We gotta have a bros night.
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What’s Up Buttercups?
Soo I don’t know what I was thinking when I decided to make one of these blog like things on finals week but, on the plus side, I only have two more finals this week and I’m done for the semester! I’m totally ready for the summer and pretty much living on the beach any free chance I get.
How’s it feel to be completely finished? I’d like to think I passed at least one of my finals, hell, maybe even two.
Well, you’ve technically conquered the first step, which is admitting you have a problem. We’ll work up to the letting go. As for me, though, I’ve been all right, thank you for asking. Currently, I’m dealing with an unsavory summer job position, but we’ll see how that pans out over the next week or so. How about yourself?
Letting go is gonna be the hardest part and if you or anyone else tries to play “Let It Go,” I’ll flip shit and probably a few tables too. I’m alright, I guess. Not excited for this bullshit country club job. Who the hell wants to park cars all day anyway?
It is creepy. I personally wouldn’t want to be eaten… Unless if it was Shia Labeouf. Then I’d maybe offer him a bite of my arm or leg.
-- Are you serious?
I learn from the best! You won’t know if it’s overrated or not unless you watch it a time or two… or four. Besides, a cartoon based on Hamlet with talking animals? Can anything be anymore awesome? Well, I definitely have Jane on my side, and if Jane’s on my side, I’m pretty sure I could convince anybody. Anybody including a certain jungle man with dreadlocks.
Four times? And I don’t know who your teacher is, but they’re full of shit. Considering I’ve never even read Hamlet, I’m sure a lot of things could be more awesome. That jungle dude with dreads will stick with his bro, alright? Pretty sure the bro code started with his people; don’t forget it.
I’ll teach you how to share during the summer. It will be my goal.
He’ll be having his own gig to take care of, and if Puck wants a fight we both know that he’ll get it. I’d hate to make him cry, though.
Someone tryin’ to teach me something; sounds like mission fuckin’ impossible, Harper.
I already told him you’d kick him in the nuts. Just so we’re clear, I’m team Dani, alright?
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text message ✉ puckerbros
PUCK: not in the real world, asshole.
PUCK: just take hella selfies. Chicks on the Internet will just think you're a boss.
PUCK: Danielle Harper doesn't scare me.
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PUCK: don't tell her I called her that.
JAKE: This is the real world, fuckboy.
JAKE: dude. most of my space is full of nudes. delete nudes to take selfies, or keep nudes??? keep nudes.
JAKE: it was cool having you as a bro.
JAKE: she's gonna find out. rip. can I keep your shit?
text message ✉ janter
Jake: how's it going, dude?
Crime shows are the gateway drug of the television network. Not only does every channel have about three of them, but they’re constantly playing at all times. Then you’ve got channels like TNT, who play crime shows exclusively until the end of the day. They’re hard to escape.
They should definitely back those AA meetings for people who have problems like mine. Not sayin’ I would go or anything, ‘cause I don’t know if it’s something I’m ready to move on from, but y’know. Anyway, how are you dude?
You can have the first dibs, as long as you promise to share the rest of them. And yes, I approve of this plan.
It will be. Best summer ever.
I’ve never been good at sharing, but sure. Whatever you want, Harper
Yeah, one thing; Puck wants to fight over front seat. I tried to tell him you had dibs, but his crazy ass wanted a challenge.
text message ✉ puckerbros
PUCK: first ones are always the best
PUCK: as long as it's free.
PUCK: hey you could be stuck with something way worse
PUCK: dani is tiny. She gets the booster seat in the back.
JAKE: first is worst, second is best, bitch.
JAKE: it better be.
JAKE: parking cars the entire day is pretty damn bad, dude.
JAKE: you can tell her that. and when she kicks you in the nuts, you can lay out in the backseat.
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text message ✉ jitty
Kitty: I can't speak for all the basic bitches out there, but it'd certainly keep my attention. I wouldn't miss you embarrassing yourself in front of everyone like that for the world.
Kitty: Excuse you. Offended. Don't drag my butt into this.
Jake: Never said I was going to be the one singing. You'd be pretty damn amazing by the bullshit on YouTube these days.
Jake: I never said it was a bad butt. It's actually a pretty good looking ass.
Since you asked oh so nicely… I’ll see what I can do. Granola bars are a hot commodity around the dorms, you know.
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You’re a monster.
Think about it, legs. Who is more important when it comes to the food chain? Me, or that one chick with the mouth that makes Sam’s look small?
I’m the monster? You’re the monster. The bacon monster.
