Bitch.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

Normalize an Alfred Pennyworth who is absolutely dogshit at his job. This freshly legal little slut moved to the Big Smoke to pursue his dreams of acting then did military service then immigrated to fucking new jersey probably bc it was cheaper than new york. then he got a job as a valet or housekeeping staff or some shit at the mansion of Most Rich and Killable Couple On The Eastern Seaboard and you KNOW his slutty ass slept his way to the top. pennywaynes truther martha and thomas were swingers and i'll DIE on that hill. so they are obsessed him and he's blowing out backs while the rest of the house staff talk mad shit in the kitchen and then Alfred's sugar mommy and daddy get fucking SHOT and have named him the GUARDIAN of their CHILD and he has to shape the fuck up. BUT HE STILL DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS JOB. this cunt aint got experience running a household, he's british and can't cook for shit, landscaping cleaning bills property management HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR. and this is too much. so he fires the entire staff. and then single parents what will become the most emotionally fucked up human being on the face of the planet.