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I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.

i really need more television to exist in the same refrain as derry girls where it's not trying to tell some profound and heavily plotted out overarching story... rather its happy to just live in the brief moments of these character's lives and the comedy and tragedy that is part of their every day existence. i love 'we're not going anywhere in particular but you're damn sure going to enjoy the journey' type storytelling.

I’m calling it now, “I bet you did numbers on twitter” will become a new insult on tumblr.com.

I bet this did numbers on twitter

Can now confirm through first hand experience that being accused of having migrated from twitter when I’ve been here for years is, in fact, a devastating insult

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

Wordle just continues the long trend of proving that humans are not immune to squares. Fuckin' minecraft, tetris, 2048, scrabble, sudoku, the companion cube, dice, and now wordle? Forget cats, it's humans who can't say no to an interesting box.

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

the macking cheese post changed my life

Bruh it’s not that hard to let go of Harry Potter why does it have such a gorilla grip on some of u people. “It’s a cultural phenomenon” okay? it’ll never be SpongeBob.

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival