If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

Eh–what have I got to lose?

Lord, I’ve see what you’ve done for others (two nerds, one upping each other’s bird calls in a forest) and I want it.

Lord, I would also like to add doing silly stretches in the garden.