going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

Make 2014 about you!!! Kill everyone else

old macdonald had ENOUGH

Listen. I’m the girl of your dreams

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

I’d rather get hit by a car than have my heart broken ever again

been about you since i met u