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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

twitchytyrant

middle aged men do this too

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peppermintsticks

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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inthefallofasparrow

Is the implication here that:

a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity

b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity

c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

seascvm

Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?

mrs-perfectly-fine

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Me @ all of u

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peachpitgirl

what the fuck is this

fyeahfoxmulder

he loves shrimp can’t you read

dankmemeuniversity

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neoheros

me, liking a mutual’s post regularly on the dash but never having actually messaged them properly: i hope they know i love them

wellwhiskey

this one’s for you tumblr

catasters

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Harry listening to Shania Twain singing You’re Still the One Coachella, April 2022

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