Schemes and Plots

men have one homoerotic rivalry and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

legend says if you have any musculoskeletal symptoms and you express them online that the Forest Gnomes will appear and say “have you heard of hEDS?” and “what about hEDS?” and “Sounds like me and I have hEDS!”

so who's gonna edit father jud to punk tactics

i am experiencing biblical trials

parent who has never once contributed to my college tuition is offering to pay for my hrt in full (i haven't started hrt)

"[male character] is a woman to me because he was assaulted" i am begging you to stop and think about what you just said

Hey, it’s me, your English teacher from the beginning of the movie who read a passage that would become thematically relevant later while you stared longingly out the window. I noticed since you came back from your magical quest you’ve been even more listless that usual. Yeah I know about that. We usually have about one or two every semester, so I try to cater my curriculum to the current supernatural crisis so you can remember some appropriate words from classic literature at the right moment in the plot. It’s kind of a thankless job but the world’s still here so I’m not doing too bad haha. That was a joke you can laugh. Anyway I know I’ve kind of taken on a mentor role for you because of your lack of stable father figure but just wanted to let you know that I am a mandated reporter so please don’t tell me if you’re thinking about killing yourself

Blinky and/or Strickler from trollhunters

at this point "lets kill them" is just like a normal part of my vocabulary i kep forgetting most people think its not normal to say that to everything?

you dont get how refreshing anne of green gables is like yes sometimes you really must imagine there are dryads combing their hair in the woods and little girls in the cupboard who love you and places called the lake of shining waters and lovers lane and be glad you live in a world where there are october’s and be full of love and wonder and whimsy and imagination