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some studies I’ve done

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comic part 2

part 1

#alnst #art #alien stage #ivantill #I finally finished the last page holy cornball part #comic #nah but kisses are hard as fuck to draw goddamn #guys remember this is omegaverse #we cannot be losing the plot here #sports au #my sports au dj au my beloved

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

#rb #WONDERFUL!!!#I should do this (no)

draculagerard

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

#couldn’t help but laugh #rb

Tiiv Pink Box Collab: Interest Check

Carrd | Insta | Twt | Form

Hi everyone! I'm hosting this project with my friends, so I would really appreciate any shares to get us off the ground.

The project consists of a merch box, which will be open for anyone (domestic and international planned!) to preorder, and a cupsleeve event in the Los Angeles, California area, where we will celebrate Ivan's birthday next year. It'll be a latte fun!

Thanks to @sunnywakame for the lovely art here.

Artists involved under the cut!

#alien stage #alnst #tillivan #merch box #cse #latte love

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zxid

collection

fishlung8877

#lmao #rb

ihatepissvortex

#beautiful pr disaster after another keep them coming #rb

omegaversereloaded

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

nianeyna

reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved

#always relevant #rb #everyone is a naked man in a garden shed mentally i think rn

gokucat

feeding her stuffie must live on....

#rb #kats

daftpatience

trying to be an active mutual feels like this some of times

#in many many such cases #rb

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absha120420

#rb art #feeling frustrated

imathers

#perhaps #rb

MIZISUAUAUUAUAUAUAUUAUA

#alnst #art #alien stage #MIZISUA #HOLY SHIT #I screamed #zomst

parkchanwoohoo

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

godisafujoshi

Then they spit roast me

parkchanwoohoo

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

#i suppose #rb

b1rd1e

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

#me with spoilers and drama and anything tea related tbh #rb

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reactionimagesdaily

#me right now very often more than I would like #rb

dominiie

> 18/JUN/2026

💫 alien stage merch collab | ALNST AUs

What if the Alien Stage cast was... happier? Or maybe just... different? Please check out all the artist's interpretations of existing and original Alternative Universes of the main 6 characters

🔗 https://acggoods.com/artist/Alien-Stage-Alternative-Universes

Artists 🪐 : Dominiie_ (host) , Stellaryuzu , Val Mocabre ( @mocabre ) , AltairDeLirio , Baguava , SUIamena , Pebble , PupKitten Sparkles

#i'm part of this #rb #rb art #alnst #everyone's stuff turned out swagful asf

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