Larry's sticky bandages

Imagine bouncing on it at the exact speed and trajectory of which you hop off of it at the exact perfect moment that both of their dicks slap out of you and smack against eachother at the exact moment of gajeels climax WHILE using his magic and results in laxus basically electrocuting gajeel to the point where hes shaking and vibrating; AND GET THIS... their tips are still touching and this is happening in the span of seconds but gajeel basically turns into a vibrator on laxus' dick and THATS the only reason why Laxus was able to climax (#gayking)

😊😊 arent i smart and creative? Tell me that im smart and creative and funny.

(Almost) All the men in Twin Peaks are omegas who confuse their heat cycles for ruts.

Now that I have your attention, I have a proposal.

😛📣Twin Peaks ABO universe📣🙏

All of the women are alphas.

A prime example of this is Ben Horne. Likely carried Donna to term, Sylvia was appalled as she was under the impression that the two of them were in an alphaxalpha relationship. Eileen obviously was able to keep it under wraps until Ben was in labour, at which point she had to tell her beta husband Will, to which he had absolutely no say in the matter, as his wife is his alpha.

Furthermore, an example could be made from taking a closer look at Shelley Johnson's track record. A beta female who consistently goes after heavily insecure omega men (ie: Bobby and Leo), even going as far as to turn down Gordon Cole, an adorably neurodivergent Beta with hearing problems that seemingly go away at the sound of her voice. Great going Shells.

Lastly, we have Catherine Martell, THE alpha female of the town. Has had 3 omega males at her feet, and yes im including her loser ass brother in this too, good riddance Andrew Packard. There is not anything else i need to say about dear Catherine, you don't need to watch more than 2 episodes to know she runs that town...

In conclusion, David Lynch loves the omegaverse and includes it in literally every single piece of media hes ever made. Go ahead, watch a Lynch film, you'll see it. You will see the ABO light....

Harry x Dale fanfic smut will be written soon.

XAVIER :3

Sleepy little space boy has no problem falling asleep, but on some nights, when all he can hear is you laughing with your friends through the thin walls of your separate apartments floods his bedroom late at night, all he can think about is how he could be making you laugh, he could be making you smile, he could be making you beg, on your back in his bed as he takes in your body, his face aligned with your heat as you beg for him to finally stop teasing you, tears threatening to escape with your mewls. Except that's not going to happen. Not tonight anyways. And so our space cadet turns to the tissues and lotion at his bedside, driving himself to climax as he watches a video he managed to screen record- a video that your naughty little self decided to send to him one night, a video of you absolutely abusing your cunt, crying out his name- a video in which he obviously replied to with one of his own pink, throbbing cock being viciously stroked, delicious moans of your name and endless praise bouncing around his bedroom.

"Xavier~" is the last thing heard before he finishes all over his hands and being soaked up by the tissues as the sobering reality kicks in, the fact that you aren't in his place with him to do whatever he wants to you. However, he is just as excited to take you in every square inch of the apartment tomorrow morning, eager to make his fantasies a reality.

SYLUS :3

Unfortunately, Sylus simply does not believe in masturbating. With his lifestyle, there's simply no time to. If he wanted to rock his socks off, he would simply come and have sex with you. Despite this, he obviously doesn't deny the topic as taboo, in fact, he loves to hear about your regular endeavors with your vibrator, the way you softly speak and look down to the side as you admit to moaning- screaming - his name as you play with yourself.

On one hand, he can't help but adore the fact that even in his absence, you are so devoted that you need to scream his name and imagine his cock in order to finish- However he also cant help but feel jealous. Not as if he's competing with anyone, except for the lucky toy that gets to grace your body every night instead of him. So as you lay in bed with him tonight, with his large hands grazing your body, his body casting a shadow over you as he pounds himself into you, the candlelight softly flickering in the dim room, he cant help but relish in the sounds only he can hear, the sounds you make for him and only him, even when you're by yourself, and he cums hard at the sound of your voice crying out his name as your nails sink into his skin.

RAFAYEL

Jerks off for.. artistic reasons.. or... autistic reasons ? autistic reasoning being you ? ok fr . Rafayel will jerk it a 'normal amount' whatever that is, but he'll particularly get into it whenever he needs inspiration or has a bad case of art block. Whether its in his studio looking at his unfinished painting or in the bath tub, he'll close his eyes and imagine you in some new position. He'll hear the soft melody of your voice in his ears, he'll feel your gentle (or harsh) touch, and he'll try to imagine your scent. Scent is a bit more difficult for him to imagine but don't fret! he definitely has something of yours that he keeps with him for times like this :) he'll grab whatever you left at his place, a shirt, a stuffed animal, or even a towel you previously used that he hadn't washed yet. If you're one to be harsher with him, he'd absent mindedly do the same whilst touching himself. Rubbing hard, using his nails, maybe holding onto his own neck and limiting his breathing. It might take him awhile but he'll eventually reach his climax, his head will clear, and he'll be inspired once more.

Aside from all that, he's big on sending and receiving nudes. He doesn't care about inconveniencing you, he'll ask for them when you're at work, out with friends, or at the doctors. He has no shame and he's consistent.

"wuddya doing rn? I need help with smth"

"Im working, Rafayel, what is it?"

"well I'm in the middle of painting and you'll never guess what happened to me"

"what happened?"

"I completely lost motivation :0"

"oh. Idk how I can help you with that rn. I'm supposed to be writing my report rn. Maybe go for a walk?"

"nah. Just put ur phone under ur desk, lift ur skirt and send me a photo or smth. Nothing else will work, Mc !"

"absolutely not, Rafayel"

"mccc ;("

"if I never release another painting, become poor, and end up on the streets maybe then my bodyguard will actually care about me and my work"

"Rafayel wtf T-T"

"I send one u send one?"

".. fine."

This isn't to say he'd force someone to send photos of themselves, this scenario is one where he knows mc has no problem with it and if mc shot him down fr he'd stop :P

This one (Rafayel) was written by admin two >:) bc admin one is sleeping hehehahaha.

Zayne

As with most things, he doesn't easily give into desire. He's one to ignore the urge or to hardly ever get an urge to stroke his shit. Maybe he has a long day ahead of him and needs to rest, and the only thing left that he can think of doing to end his discomfort is touching himself. Or perhaps, on rare occasion, he's giving in to his natural urges. He knows the logistics behind it, he logistically knows how to do it but it just doesn't feel good. Growing a little frustrated and about to give up, he closes his eyes and tries once more, this time his mind wanders to you, mc. Eyes kept closed, he gets more into the rhythm of it. He thinks about your smile, your laugh, the way your hand grazed his yesterday at his office. He's never felt more ashamed than he does now, imagining you, his friend and close companion, who he loves but cannot be with, to get himself off. Perhaps the shame etches him on, or perhaps he manages to ignore it, either way his usual long task is shortened by the thought of mc. He's not prepared for when he does climax, it comes to him suddenly and cuts through any scenario he was imagining. Afterwards, he'd wash thoroughly and try to finally get the rest he so needs. Thankfully he is rich and his walls are nicely insolated, he can get a bit loud!

hmm some notes. I do think it'd be somewhat difficult for him to get it up on his own, not because he's flaccid or smth but I just think he has less of a sex drive as well as a lack of interest and !! tbh he seems too caught up in work and his sorrows. hehehe this has also been admin two.