Hello world! I'm Abe.

Logan would say the most out of pocket thing about him after knowing and remembering his past. He would also do it, just to mess with people; especially to people he doesn't like just to prove a point.

For example:

He talks about his time as a Canadian soldier and the war crimes he made.

" Logan, did you help create the G...?

It wasn't a war crime the first time. "

Or something like...

" Getting your skin burnt off by a nuclear bomb hurts more than a heartburn or a headache.

Logan WTF are you talking about?!"

Maybe even...

" I once played piano with Frank Sinatra and was a back up guitarist for a band in the 80's.

You know how to play the piano? "

He also creates new rumors about himself just by saying something random and no one would be able to fact check him.

" I once fought Teddy Roosevelt in the woods."

"I wouldn't recommend eating people."

" I helped create moonshine."

" Making that drug was an accident. "

" I ate a horse during the Great Depression."

" I helped film that movie."

" I fixed machines for NASA once."

The kids would probably ask Logan the weirdest questions about history or himself, which would also add to the rumors.

He's over 100 years old, imagine the stories, the lives he lived through.

"I was once a country singer.

You can sing?!"

"I learned how to bake by (famous baker/chef) once.

Is that why you make cakes for us?"

The kids in the mansion probably won't believe him about being married before...

"I had a beautiful wife in Japan.

No way - you were married Mr. Logan!"

Until his son shows up.

"Hello father. "

"HOLY S.."

"He was telling the truth!"

"HE HAD A WIFE?!"

"WHO MARRIED THE WOLVERINE?!"

The kids would also be theorizing about Logan and his past.

"I think Logan was a special agent once."

" I can see that. Or maybe even a body guard for someone famous."

" Would he be a general or just a lieutenant?"

"If he can grill, cook and bake... What other hidden skills does he have?"

"What films do you think he helped produce?"

"Do you think Logan was a bar owner at one point?"

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

Just in my introverted hibernation mode, that's all.

I have been taking a few photos of this Walgreen’s sign (that I sometimes pass by), that has not changed in three years. 

9/30/21

11/4/21

2/23/22

6/17/22

4/11/23

I am concerned about some artists I have seen not knowing how to draw an analog clock properly, let alone knowing how to read one.

This is a lesson to teach anyone how to read an analog clock.

The answer will be in part 2.