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Cute Italian Teacher: The situation in both our countries is so scary. Maybe I should just sell everything and find a little island to move to, somewhere else.
Me: If you find the perfect one, could you --
Cute Italian Teacher: 😁 Take you with me?
Me: 😳 Um. I was going to say tell me about it.
Cute Italian Teacher: 👀 Oh yeah, right. Ha.
Me: 👀 Ha.
Cute Italian Teacher: 👀 Ha.
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Sam: Oh, and Five, while you're at it, if you could pick up some of that, um, mouth shampoo, what's the word, mouth shampoo, you know, when you're shampooing your mouth?
Five:
Five:
Five: TOOTHPASTE?
Five: Thought I was meowing back at my cats for the past hour. Turns out it was just me and Sam meowing at each other from different rooms in the dorms.
This is what all relationships should be
Sam: Five, are you okay?
Five: Not in the slightest, but thank you for asking.
Five: Every now and then I like to do something responsible, just to confuse people.
This is also definitely my Simon
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Peter: But what about Five?
Sam: I wouldn’t worry about her. I once saw her trip and fall down five flights of stairs, get up, and keep eating her peanut butter sandwich as if nothing happened.
Peter: Oh… Well that’s-
Sam: Then she choked on her sandwich because she spilled her drink falling down the stairs and Tom had to perform the Heimlich Maneuver to keep her from dying.
Peter: You are nOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER!
@dorkylittleweirdo
This is also 100% my Five
Sam: Look, I know the improved Rofflenet is exciting, and I've sent as many silly things over it as anyone. But--and I can't believe I'm saying this-- should you be using a computer for... for what you're doing?
Maxine: I've missed being able to text.
Sam: Yeah, but Paula is like... just over in the infirmary. That's only a couple minutes walk away.
Maxine: I can't stop now. Just one more flirty message...
Sam: Maxine...
Maxine: (Looks up) Oh my god, you're right, Sam, I need to be stopped. I've gone too far. I'm drunk on power and it's manifesting as winky emojis.
Five: Your existence confuses me.
Simon: How so?
Five: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything remotely bad happening to you deeply upsets me.
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#The very essence of Simon
#And Five
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
I don’t have anything to lose.
I'm not superstitious but on the other hand, why not?
(Sam and Five in bed, after sex. Sam looks at Five and grins.)
Five: What?
Sam: Post-credit scene?
Five:
Five: What?
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Zombies Run! Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Simon Lauchlan/Runner Five, Runner Five/Sam Yao Characters: Runner Five, Simon Lauchlan, Sam Yao Additional Tags: #SiFi, #No Spoilers, s2ish Summary:
Simon is out for a mission near Deadlock territory when things go really wrong, and Simon has a very miserable day, even with Runner Five's help.
Mentions of blood and violence but nothing too gory. Also a lot of Simon being really cheeky.
Five: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Simon: I don’t know. Why do I have to be the pretty one? We all have our thing. Deal with it.
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#Why does this work either way?
Jody: Oh no, I think those people were having some sort of… Of a... (whispers) Sex party. Ugh! Seems like your kind of thing, Amelia.
Amelia: Oh, you’d be surprised. I mean, it was when I was younger, of course. The first time you walk into a hotel room and there’s a big wading pool full of naked jello wrestling, it’s impressive. But by the fifth time all you can think is, “Christ, I just hope those poor fools used sugar-free jello.”
This is Five and Simon energy if I ever saw it.
Sam: For today’s mission, Five, you’ll be visiting the old Kingsmill factory up north. We’re hoping there might be some stores of flour left. According to Janine, it was the largest bakery in this region! (Sighs) Ah, yes. Lovely day, clear scanners, heading to a baking factory… I guess you could say this mission couldn’t get any breader.
Maxine: Oo, yes, we do seem to be on a roll.
Sam: It is hard to resist our rye sense of humor.
Maxine: Still, we'd better stop loafing around.
Five: …
Sam: Wait, drum roll… No, I already used roll… sourdough…
Maxine: …baguette…?
Sam: Damn it, I can’t think of any more bread puns.
Maxine: Me either.
Five: …
Five: Well, that is a bunundrum.
(Stunned silence)
Sam: Maxine, did Five just say “bunundrum”?
Maxine: She did. She really did.
Sam: Five… I… I think I’m in love with you.
Maxine: Get in line.
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Five: I am perhaps already the undead, hauling my body around this mortal realm, haunted by the souls of the damned and the hungry who feast on my muscles and bones until I shall be dragged to hell once more
Maxine, just trying to give her a bandaid:…once again I don’t know where that is on a 1-10 pain scale
Maxine: Watch out, Jody, there's something rustling around in that hedge!
Sam: (over the radio, to himself) Rustling around in that hedge...Is it just me, or does that sound a bit rude?
Five: ...
Jody: I don't know, it's awfully dark round here, Sam. I can't see a sausage! I mean, literally, someone could swing a sausage right in front of my face, and I'd have no idea!
Five: ...
Five: ...
Five: Seriously, Sam? Seriously? Maxine mentions a hedge and you're all, Oo, that's terribly naughty, but Jody just hands you someone swinging a sausage in front of her face, and nothing?
