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Imagine Thranduil kissing your neck.

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Imagine being insecure of your body and Bilbo helping you with loving yourself.

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Imagine getting a nightmare and Thranduil calming you after you wake up crying.

Imagine pranking Thorin with Fili and Kili.

Imagine Bilbo teaching you how to cook like a hobbit.

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Imagine being a hitman and being hired to kill Thorin, but falling in love with him by accident.

fmubucky

holy cow yes

Imagine being raised by Gandalf

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Imagine Thorin hearing you hum and him really loving your voice, but needing to gather all the courage to ask you to sing for him

Imagine getting really upset and Thranduil calming you down with soothing words

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iminato

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

ianoshea

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

actually-adumpster-deactivated2

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar.

duskyrajput

Mia’s baby brother 🙍

lenascuriosity-deactivated20180

oh come on this is an obvious truth

Imagine Thorin seeing you shiver in your sleep and him quietly coming to sleep close to you till morning

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Imagine teaching the Company how to ice-skate

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iamryanhenly

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off

Parents should not be invading your privacy

sapphichollstein-deactivated201

reblogging this because when they go through my phone and find my tumblr they’ll see this

becausedragonage

As an actual mom, I approve this message. If your parents say it’s a normal part of parenting, no. No it’s not. They are wrong.

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

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spiduhgirl

It’s called the Murder Strut.

elegantmess100

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

b3gayd0crim3

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

daybreak96

This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

radiotopia

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17

kazosa

Of course, people are just rude in general. Saying “hi” in a too-perky-for-daytime tone gets em moving, too.

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Imagine the Company always wanting you to tell a story from your land in the evening, and them listening you like you were the last person on earth

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Imagine Thorin being madly jealous, because you are good friends with Fili and Kili, and him trying to get your attention by showing his love the way you never thought he could be able to

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