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It is. It’s Matt le Blanc.

Im going to be honest, I’ve never seen Friends or anything like that. I grew up watching Living Single, Martin, etc. I aint saying he’s not good or not, but I’ll give it a shot.

Why don’t just buy a box of, I don’t know, cookies or those caramel shortbread squares or something, ditch the packaging, put them in a Tupperware container - Mom’s love those right? - and lie and say you made them? That’ll be snacks sorted anyway. Extra Dad points if you say you and Issy made them together.

See, I was planning that last time but my then-roommate stopped me from doing it. Moms know the difference between store bought and baked. This isn’t about food at all, Iris. This is them trying to get back at me and pushing me out of the school.

I can’t tell if my current headache is caused by the sheer amount of caffeine I’ve consumed in the last 24 hours, the lack of sleep thanks to the caffeine I’ve consumed, or the fact birds are permanent toddlers and Sweeney is stuck, specifically, in his terrible twos…

I’m currently taking suggestions to help relieve this headache that don’t involve less caffeine and sleeping.

So, I should be expecting another child at dinner, then?  Have you tried to push on your pressure points?

Okay then… That’s odd.

I was actually joking about the tea parties..my bad, Im sorry I didn’t say I was joking about the tea parties. .

Sumds rough dude and also reminds me of man with a plan

Never seen it. Is it any good?

Is there a reason why they’d target you in particular?

I feel like they’re jealous because of my legendary tea parties. They’re off the hook and amazing if I do say so myself. Besides that, I have no idea why.

Three. So thankfully I have a few more years to go before I start having to prepare for the battle of the PTA mommas. But good for you, they can plan their own dang meeting. Oh exciting! Congratulations!

I remember that age, Issy was so precious back then. Oh yeah, you totally do and Im pretty sure they don’t have PTAs for preschool or daycare. Have you seen Bad Moms, by any chance? Exactly, they can and thank you! Yeah, Im a bit nervous but hey, it happens.

Not them, again. Leave them to me.

Keep your sword at home, I’ve been dealing with them.

Are you the only dad in there? Because that would explain their obsession with you. Can’t you just say no, by the way?If you have your job and no time to think about school meetings and stuff, they have no right to put you in charge of it. Explain it, try to approach the matter with calm, especially if your daughter likes that school and wants to be there.

No, Im not. Im the only dad who isn’t afraid of the moms, the other dads basically become cowards in front of them, they talk big, but they fold when the moms are in front of them. Already did the calm approach before I went onto the Creed II promo tour, they’re not backing off. Even the moms are making it hard for her to go there, with all honestly.

I’m dreading the day I have to deal with catty mom’s from the PTA. So, are you planning on telling them to stick it or, or are you currently in the midst of planning a PTA meeting? 

Yeah, hopefully, the moms are better at your child’s school than at my kid’s school. Im planning on telling them to stick it, I ain’t planning a PTA meeting. I gotta get things ready for my son, who’ll be here in August. How old is your child?

Stand your ground and tell them you have more important things to do. 

Did that already, they said, oh well if you have time to do baby things, you can do this. Im seriously thinking that they hate me.

That’s… weird.

For sure. They don’t do this kind of stuff to the other parents.

I can help you out if you want.  

Help me get back to the moms? ‘Cause, Im not going to be planning on helping them.

Lex: If you want to, sure.

Lex: I know you wouldn't do that.

Lex: There are crazy people in this world, Abel.

Lex: I'm sorry I didn't tell you, I just figured I should probably post something now that I'm feeling a little better and I'm out in public more. Get ahead of the curve.

Abel: Alright, good. I'll delete the 10 slide presents and throw the note cards out.

Abel: I know, and I'm aware. It's just, I dont know.

Abel: And I'm sorry for going all over dramatic and for posting the pictures of baby shoes on my Instagram. I'm glad that you're feeling a little better and getting out. Yeah, well. My mom is already looking for baby clothes.

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