• Actually *was* a detective/investigator but was fired
• Sweet baby angel (protect him at all costs)
• Loves Albert even though he’s lowkey constantly an ass to him
• Was their dads main punching bag until Al stepped in and protected him
• Lives off frozen meals cause he WILL burn the house down
• Professional ragebaiter but in the most endearing way
• Blondie STAN… he loves their music
• Kirknuinely never even had his first kiss (mix between nobody being interested/immediately shutting down any form of advances)
• Taught max how to ice skate after he taught himself (his teaching was just shoving him onto the ice and telling him to figure it out,, but still offered real help)
• Loves his brother even more than he loves his dog Samson
• Surprisingly *good* at cooking, but mostly lives off cigarettes and coffee
• But the coffee has 10 pounds of sugar in it or he won’t actually drink it
• Actually hates when its *too* quiet, which is why he let Max crash at his place so quickly
• Naturally vibes pretty hard to Pink Floyd
• Star player on the baseball team after Bruce disappeared, but quit shortly after Robin was taken
• Has Gwen cut his hair for him, absolutely refuses to go to the hairdresser
• After TBP, Vance inspired his taste in music
• Routinely visits ALL of the boys’ graves, leaving little trinkets he finds
• When he hit his first home after rejoining baseball he immediately went to the cemetery to tell them
• Fallen asleep multiple times in the cemetery
• Loves tarot cards, created her own deck since she couldn’t buy them herself
• Reads anything from Ed and Lorraine Warren who were pretty big psychic/demonology at the time
• Buys an Ouija board the second she gets paid from being an CIT
• Finnie inspired her music taste, and her impeccable comebacks