Strawberry-Blonde

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

my wife posting "the feminine urge to get divorced" the day after we get married

oh my god they changed their blog url so now it seems like im being needlessly antagonistic

they will put a man in a form fitting black t shirt to show you he is a whore they will put a man in a form fitting white t shirt to show you he is sick in the head

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work

breeding catboys for home defense 

What are you defending against, glasses on countertops?

catboys. explode this contrarian

My small mineral-enriched daughter

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto