Cornfed and Confused

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

For a long time I thought them things was called tagalogs and I wondered why they named a girl scout cookie after a Austronesian language

Seeing the samoas did not help

PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

it's small talk TO YOU. i'm heavily interested in climate change and you have no idea how deep this conversation about the weather today will get

apologizing to guests at my son's brutalist themed birthday party because the cake is a concrete block

Get a spore print first