Abby Schmidt

….ur so…LAME

Abby's about to graduate from her school and move up to 6th grade. I don't know how to feel about that.

Can’t wait to terrorize my teachers😈

@abbyschmidtsocool let me give you bohemian knotless twists or butterfly locs.

Oh!…so unfortunately!!! No!

@mikeandikeschmidt @abbyschmidtsocool hi guys, yeah so I found a new recipe, make sure you’ve both got milk!

Yep. I’m stocked. Whole milk or 2%?

I don’t drink milk☹️

@abbyschmidtsocool Strawberry or chocolate syrup?

CHOCOLATE ALL THE TIME

Of course

Don’t act like you don’t like chocolate🥱

…just don’t hog the syrup bottle all night

I’m not talking about the syrup

@mikeandikeschmidt @abbyschmidtsocool hi guys, yeah so I found a new recipe, make sure you’ve both got milk!

Yep. I’m stocked. Whole milk or 2%?

I don’t drink milk☹️

@abbyschmidtsocool Strawberry or chocolate syrup?

CHOCOLATE ALL THE TIME

Of course

Don’t act like you don’t like chocolate🥱

@mikeandikeschmidt @abbyschmidtsocool hi guys, yeah so I found a new recipe, make sure you’ve both got milk!

Yep. I’m stocked. Whole milk or 2%?

I don’t drink milk☹️

@abbyschmidtsocool Strawberry or chocolate syrup?

CHOCOLATE ALL THE TIME

Probably not

🙄

NOT WITH THAT HAIRCUT BOY.

HWAT 🙁

HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BULLY ME

Woah. The language. Man, these teen heartthrobs. They always go bad, don’t they?

i didnt go bad 😠😠 i just dont like when people cyber bully me

Get some thicker skin

maybe dont BULLY me

You’re adorable, small fry

dont belittle me, mikey 😒

Is it belittling if they’re already little?

im a grown 23 year old man!

Whose mommy still makes his lunches for him

WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM

I’m going to give you five seconds to take it back

Right. Well, alright then

you kind of had it coming, though…. 😒

Making fun of somebody’s teen photo warrants his family trauma getting thrown into his face? About my mom that committed suicide?

if i were your mom id commit suicide too IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

🙂

i dont like that emoji. youre being really ominous.

:)

@joshfutturmanirl count your days, Freddy and the gang are otw

NO WAIT SERIOUSLY DONT DO THAT I NEED MY TWINK

Your twink is going to be mailed to you in tiny pieces. You will then put him back together like a puzzle.

SOUNDS FUN! BUT PLEASE DONT KILL HIM

You know what my words are better than my hands. Josh Futturman is a MOTHER FUCKER literally. HE HAS NO BITCHES, NO MONEY, HE IS VERY ALLERGIC TO NUTS HOW ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO THE ONE THING YOU SWALLOW.

NOT WITH THAT HAIRCUT BOY.

HWAT 🙁

HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BULLY ME

Woah. The language. Man, these teen heartthrobs. They always go bad, don’t they?

i didnt go bad 😠😠 i just dont like when people cyber bully me

Get some thicker skin

maybe dont BULLY me

You’re adorable, small fry

dont belittle me, mikey 😒

Is it belittling if they’re already little?

im a grown 23 year old man!

Whose mommy still makes his lunches for him

WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM

I’m going to give you five seconds to take it back

Right. Well, alright then

you kind of had it coming, though…. 😒

Making fun of somebody’s teen photo warrants his family trauma getting thrown into his face? About my mom that committed suicide?

if i were your mom id commit suicide too IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

🙂

i dont like that emoji. youre being really ominous.

:)

@joshfutturmanirl count your days, Freddy and the gang are otw

NO WAIT SERIOUSLY DONT DO THAT I NEED MY TWINK

Your twink is going to be mailed to you in tiny pieces. You will then put him back together like a puzzle.

NOT WITH THAT HAIRCUT BOY.

HWAT 🙁

HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BULLY ME

Woah. The language. Man, these teen heartthrobs. They always go bad, don’t they?

i didnt go bad 😠😠 i just dont like when people cyber bully me

Get some thicker skin

maybe dont BULLY me

You’re adorable, small fry

dont belittle me, mikey 😒

Is it belittling if they’re already little?

im a grown 23 year old man!

Whose mommy still makes his lunches for him

WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM

I’m going to give you five seconds to take it back

Right. Well, alright then

you kind of had it coming, though…. 😒

Making fun of somebody’s teen photo warrants his family trauma getting thrown into his face? About my mom that committed suicide?

if i were your mom id commit suicide too IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

🙂

i dont like that emoji. youre being really ominous.

:)

STOP SMILING AT ME LIKE THAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This is what my parole officer told me to do the next time I feel like tackling someone into a fountain and pummeling them

oh. thanks for not attacking me, i guess

:)

@joshfutturmanirl I’m going to tell Freddy and the gang to get you. It’s going to be tragic, I’m going to make sure it’s tragic.

It’s okay, Abby. I’ve got his mom’s phone number

I’m still calling the gang

They’d probably be on his side

No, I don’t think so, don’t worry Mike! I’ve got your back!

NOT WITH THAT HAIRCUT BOY.

HWAT 🙁

HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BULLY ME

Woah. The language. Man, these teen heartthrobs. They always go bad, don’t they?

i didnt go bad 😠😠 i just dont like when people cyber bully me

Get some thicker skin

maybe dont BULLY me

You’re adorable, small fry

dont belittle me, mikey 😒

Is it belittling if they’re already little?

im a grown 23 year old man!

Whose mommy still makes his lunches for him

WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM

I’m going to give you five seconds to take it back

Right. Well, alright then

you kind of had it coming, though…. 😒

Making fun of somebody’s teen photo warrants his family trauma getting thrown into his face? About my mom that committed suicide?

if i were your mom id commit suicide too IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

🙂

i dont like that emoji. youre being really ominous.

:)

STOP SMILING AT ME LIKE THAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This is what my parole officer told me to do the next time I feel like tackling someone into a fountain and pummeling them

oh. thanks for not attacking me, i guess

:)

@joshfutturmanirl I’m going to tell Freddy and the gang to get you. It’s going to be tragic, I’m going to make sure it’s tragic.

It’s okay, Abby. I’ve got his mom’s phone number

I’m still calling the gang

NOT WITH THAT HAIRCUT BOY.

HWAT 🙁

HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BULLY ME

Woah. The language. Man, these teen heartthrobs. They always go bad, don’t they?

i didnt go bad 😠😠 i just dont like when people cyber bully me

Get some thicker skin

maybe dont BULLY me

You’re adorable, small fry

dont belittle me, mikey 😒

Is it belittling if they’re already little?

im a grown 23 year old man!

Whose mommy still makes his lunches for him

WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM

I’m going to give you five seconds to take it back

Right. Well, alright then

you kind of had it coming, though…. 😒

Making fun of somebody’s teen photo warrants his family trauma getting thrown into his face? About my mom that committed suicide?

if i were your mom id commit suicide too IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

🙂

i dont like that emoji. youre being really ominous.

:)

@joshfutturmanirl count your days, Freddy and the gang are otw

NOT WITH THAT HAIRCUT BOY.

HWAT 🙁

HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BULLY ME

Woah. The language. Man, these teen heartthrobs. They always go bad, don’t they?

i didnt go bad 😠😠 i just dont like when people cyber bully me

Get some thicker skin

maybe dont BULLY me

You’re adorable, small fry

dont belittle me, mikey 😒

Is it belittling if they’re already little?

im a grown 23 year old man!

Whose mommy still makes his lunches for him

WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM

I’m going to give you five seconds to take it back

Right. Well, alright then

you kind of had it coming, though…. 😒

Making fun of somebody’s teen photo warrants his family trauma getting thrown into his face? About my mom that committed suicide?

if i were your mom id commit suicide too IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

🙂

i dont like that emoji. youre being really ominous.

:)

STOP SMILING AT ME LIKE THAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This is what my parole officer told me to do the next time I feel like tackling someone into a fountain and pummeling them

oh. thanks for not attacking me, i guess

:)

@joshfutturmanirl I’m going to tell Freddy and the gang to get you. It’s going to be tragic, I’m going to make sure it’s tragic.

@abbyschmidtsocool come with me so we can buy a gecko, I literally found out they sell them at petco

They have snakes too can we get a snake instead?

Okay we’ll get a snake probably one of the colorful ones

NO SNAKES FOR THE LOVE OF PETE

But they’re so cute

@abbyschmidtsocool…I have an alternative. Someone recently contacted me about an offer. I was going to turn them down but now that I see this… how would you feel about a puppy?

YES PLEASE I WANT A PUPPY

@prettiesteverlana What do you think? You’re not allergic, are you?

Well for starters I don’t live with you two, and for Enders I love dogs and I am not allergic! Go crazy🫶🏽

Aww she’s so cute!! @abbyschmidtsocool

WOOAH!! LOOK AT THE EYES!!