Yo! Yo! Banquo!

dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

This has brightened my day like a doge shaped ray of sunshine <3

video of the year

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

that’s a goddamned power move

this is so wholesome OP

what drink will bring the girls to my yard bc milkshakes bring the boys and that’s the last thing i want

This video is my lifeblood.

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

I’m such a slut for thunderstorms