Grief @ Mach5

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

amazing would love more menace spidey

I want more superhero content where the heroes do stuff like this :D

I like to think spidey started to flip it and teased it like “oh! Oh! You better stop me! No? *tips more* oh your coffee spilled oh nooo!!” And then set it down upside down right as the cop ran up. The car isn’t destroyed, but like… this is clearly a problem. And all of this would have been avoided if the cop wasn’t being a prick.

correct

right ok so literally everything you buy is plastic and disposable now. clothes. electronics. furniture... more CEOs should be killed and warehouses burned i think lol

food has no moral value. being fed does.

posts funnier with timestamps on

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

levitated items still cast shadows??? no one is disputing their ability to levitate coconut milk, everyone knows that they can do that

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

The term “situationship” is KILLING romance!

Why take something beautiful and fascinating like an undefined impractical romance and describe it with some vape-esque word like situationship. A spiritually heterosexual word. You’re supposed to write genre defining poetry about this kind of madness, and yet “situationship” is the term we’re choosing to use these days. OKAY.

let’s start parsing who does and doesn’t deserve representation and assign moral weight to agreeing to protect their rights I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong

This is the endpoint of assigning morality based on ontologies of people. You wind up with the simplest ontology: good or bad.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now