but if i gave up on being silly i wouldn't know how to be alive

literally all you have to know about dan and phil's relationship is that they are soulmates/life companions. people can discuss all they want like are they queerplatonic? a monogamous couple? in an open relationship? but like... none of that changes what they mean to each other. they've been together for 14 years and designed a house and share living and working space. Dan waxes poetic in interviews about how their relationship is deeper than any typical human relationship... they literally posted a joint nude for April Fools and Dan gave Phil an "Official DILF" cake for his birthday, and that's just a couple highlights of what's happened THIS YEAR. like they are so comfortable and committed to each other, that's all that matters. it actually makes me go a little insane just thinking about it...

seeing dan and phil being so openly queer is really fixing something inside of me

blog like no one's following you

blog for my one and only follower who is also my friend irl

"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

the desire to be in a relationship only comes around when you’re about to sleep, on the journey home alone, sundays, after the club, when it’s raining, winter, at the cafe, today, tomorrow and yesterday

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

if someone kissed their knuckles before punching me in the face well………………….. i shan’t say it.