la vie en rose

my self-esteem is like 50% no one’s ever gonna want me and 50% how the hell am I still single I’m gorgeous af

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win

zayn is like that one professor you have who’s got 10 degrees, knows 4 languages, and has received national recognition in his field, but gets hella impressed when a student maximizes the Internet browser window