⋮ pairing ryomen sukuna x fem!reader (more like sukuna vs reader)

⋮ synopsis imagine breaking up and still being forced to co-parent your ex's little brother. well, no need to let your imagination run too wild if your ex happens to be ryomen sukuna.

⋮ content warnings attempted humor (crack), heavy miscommunication & angst, competitive ragebaiting, severe case of emotional constipation & anger issues, suggestive jokes, verbal violence, mentions of (self) harm as a joke, fluff, lots of typos, slow updates, might add more for each chapter respectively

⋮ taglist (7/30) @fifi-reads @emoedgylord @sevensdigitalheaven @in-aa @snooki-doodle @emluvsgetou @theworldisasadist

I NEVER MOVED ON FROM ANYONE I'VE EVER DATED

➜ the council ➜ sukunalings

OO1 SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF... STRAY BULLETS?

SAM ALTMAN, CEO OF OPENAI, JUST SAID HE WANTED INTELLIGENCE TO BE A UTILITY BILL PEOPLE WILL PAY FOR, PLEASE READ THIS

https://www.businessinsider.com/sam-altman-ai-utility-electricity-water-openai-2026-3

HE SAID "We see a future where intelligence is a utility like electricity or water and people buy it from us on a meter and use it for whatever they want to use it for"

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP USING ALL AI RIGHT NOW. MIT HAS STATED ITS KILLING YOUR THINKING SKILLS. PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD WATER. PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD FOOD. PEOPLE WILL DIE BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD TO THINK.

WE CAN NOT KILL OUR OWN. STOP USING ALL AI.

⋮ chap. title THE COUNCIL

⋮ pairing ryomen sukuna x fem!reader

⋮ synopsis imagine breaking up and still being forced to co-parent your ex's little brother. well, no need to let your imagination run too wild if your ex happens to be ryomen sukuna.

⋮ author's note two posts in a day, wow! i suffer academically

⋮ taglist (7/30) @fifi-reads @emoedgylord @sevensdigitalheaven

𖦹 ( name ) ( last name ) ( 22 ) she / any pronouns

being smart and attractive has never stopped a woman from being a little insane, and patriarchy most certainly won't get in your way

you should've known a relationship born from the downfall of a high school homoerotic polycule wouldn't bring anything good

𖦹 hajime kashimo ( 23 ) he / they

minimalist stlye, ichiko aoba enjoyer, probably carrying a classic russian novel inside his tote bag. therapy does wonders!

your 4lifer since high school days, and yes, you only come in pair. you've seen him grow out of bandaged wrists and scarred knuckles, but the electric blue hair dye always stayed

𖦹 takako uro ( 22 ) she / her

174cm tall gym rat with correct opinions and jewelry that jingles when she walks

perfectly manicured nails have never stopped anyone from throwing hands. please, for your own safety, do not challenge her

⋮ chap. title SUKUNALINGS

⋮ pairing ryomen sukuna x fem!reader

⋮ synopsis imagine breaking up and still being forced to co-parent your ex's little brother. well, no need to let your imagination run too wild if your ex happens to be ryomen sukuna.

⋮ author's note let's all ignore how this one was posted first

⋮ taglist (7/30)

𖦹 sukuna ryomen ( 23 ) he / him

any prejudice that you've ever had towards people with piercings who dress in all‐black automatically becomes true when it comes to sukuna

pairing salmon pink hair with face tattoos and black nail polish isn't a fashion "statement," it's a warning

𖦹 uraume himi ( 23 ) they / them

well, if sukuna himself wasn't already so unapproachable, you'd believe uraume to be that friend who naturally wards off people with their flat expression and ominous aura

they look at you like they know something you don't. and no, it's not just an impression, so trust your gut and watch your step because they probably do

⋮ pairing ryomen sukuna x fem!reader (more like sukuna vs reader)

⋮ synopsis imagine breaking up and still being forced to co-parent your ex's little brother. well, no need to let your imagination run too wild if your ex happens to be ryomen sukuna.

⋮ content warnings attempted humor (crack), heavy miscommunication & angst, competitive ragebaiting, severe case of emotional constipation & anger issues, suggestive jokes, verbal violence, mentions of (self) harm as a joke, fluff, lots of typos, slow updates, might add more for each chapter respectively

⋮ taglist (0/30)

I NEVER MOVED ON FROM ANYONE I'VE EVER DATED

➜ the council ➜ sukunalings

OO1 SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF... STRAY BULLETS?