HI! Okay now smile :D

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

You guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs the tumblrina death rate is rapidly increasing. We need to repopulate the dash.

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

i hear there are several types of ways to feel

living my life one ‘it is what it is’ at a time

it’s not gonna linger every day of your life, but it is gonna linger for the rest of your life

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place