Adorkable

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

You disrespected my Gram-mama who I buried in that skunk butt rug.

I would like more female characters being this open

You will never see it coming.

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.