L.A. Made Me

get to know me meme: [1/10] current celebrity crushes » aaron paul

NO, YOU WOULDN’T. Urgh, you’d be the worst if you did. You just don’t go and tell your co-workers that your friends have crush on them, do you?

I wouldn't put it past me. Should we try it and find out?

Yeah, make yourself sound like the worst person ever, almost questioning why she’s even with you, so she’ll get even more annoyed at you and want her space. It’s fool-proof.

Exactly. Let's just hope it doesn't backfire and make them realize they both could probably, in fact, do better then our dumbasses. Because that would suck. I don't think it will though--but it might. You never know with them, they're both very unpredictable.

  Oh honey I’m always thinking about you. I have sleepless nights wondering if you still care about me. Stop lying to me Aaron, you moved on! Oh yeah, I had a bit of a run on the ladies for a while, it’s gotta be said. It’s calmed down now though, they’ve all fucked off pretty much. Oh baby you know you always come first.

Well no worries, the sleepless night are over because I'm here now, as a man, standing in front of another man, saying I care. I could never! You did, I got jealous. Have they? I guess that's good news for me then. I do? All is forgiven. Come, let me love you.

Makes one of us — it says my roomate’s name is Skylar. That’s so cute! Amore in Bella Italia. I’m Halston, by the way.

Ahh--well. Can't say I know who that is either, sorry I can't give you any insight. But I'm sure it'll be great. Pretty sure not knowing a roomate can't kill a trip to Italy! Very nice to meet you, I'm Aaron.