perhaps fuck off might be too kind

American Horror Story  dir. Ryan Murphy

This is not about nudity, OK?

televison meme: [2/10] tv shows → House MD ↳ It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

The hell does that work?

Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.   Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them.

- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI. - Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

Blaine Devon Anderson

the ugly years of being a fool ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?

2x20 / 7x04