Aaron JP91

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

johnny cash but it’s spelled johnny ca$h like how kesha used to be ke$ha. send tweet

what’s the capitol of thailand

when will my DS stylus return from the war

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important