Stab me in the chest, will ya?!

I’m 14 years old, and I go by He/Him/His, sometimes other pronouns, but honestly I’m fine with anything that isn’t feminine. But honestly gender is a social construct so who cares.

I’m gay (seriously, genuinely attracted to only men. I don’t know how) and a demiboy. Possibly poly but I haven’t really figured that out yet.

I’m very weird, cringe, awkward, possibly neurodivergent and very gay, so… so sorry if I annoy anyone! I’m also a very proud theatre kid, an aspiring history teacher, and a kind of shame filled AO3 author. I bite at my nails, can’t stay still, and somehow I’m still alive.

I like to collect books, do art, rant about my fandoms, recommend fics, and sometimes write them myself. I also enjoy posting my shitty art, and shitposting about my day. I like meeting new friends, but I’m extremely awkward sometimes. Also, I’m honestly terrified whenever I post. Apologies.

My fandoms are:

The Maze Runner, Teen Wolf, Dear Evan Hansen, Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar Children, Heathers, Hamilton, Newsies, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, Delicious In Dungeon, Heated Rivalry, Be More Chill, The Dead Poets Society, Dispatch, and more.

You can ask me what other fandoms I’m in, or what my headcanons are. I’m always open to answering asks.

[DNIs: Proshippers, comshippers, darkshippers, homophobes, transphobes, racists, sexists, misogynists, xenophobic, islamophobic, people who invalidate others’ pronouns/gender/identity, pedophiles, people who sexualize minors, people who joke about rape, anti-alterhumans, or people who support and/or tolerate anything on this list.]

I’m extremely opinionated (annoying, I know), so expect a ton of rants from me. I always mean well by them, though.

The tag I currently always use is “#newt’s rants 🪵”. If you want to see my MPHFPC focused content, the tag I used for that was “#enoch yaps 🫀”, and I’ll be using “stiles’s ramblings 🥍” for my Teen Wolf centered posts.

Edit: look at my tag “#connor’s weed fueled rants 🍃” for my DEH centered posts

I hyperfixate on many fandoms, most recent are The Maze Runner and Teen Wolf.

I’m a multishipper, darkshippers and proshippers, please DNI.

My OTPs are Newtmas, Nalby, Sciles, sometimes Sterek, Thominho, Minally, and more.

My OT3s are Thominewt, Thonalby, Sincerely Three, and more.

I’m a very proud member of the alterhuman community, since I am a fictionkin.

Here are some of the characters I kin

- Stiles Stilinski

- Newt (The Maze Runner)

- Enoch O'Connor (MPHFPC BOOK)

- Howard Wolowitz (TBBT)

- Neil Perry (Dead Poets Society)

- Mischa Bachinski (Ride The Cyclone)

- Usagi (Chiikawa)

- Richie Tozier (IT)

- Jonathan Byers (Stranger Things)

- Connor Murphy (Dear Evan Hansen)

- Micheal Mell (Be More Chill)

- Herman/Waterboy (Dispatch)

I like reading fanfiction more than actual genuine books, but here are some of the books I’ve collected that I’m proud of

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (Special edition, with movie photos and a small poster of the Movie peculiars), Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children: Hollow City, Library of Souls, Map of Days, Desolations of Devil's Acre, and Museum of Wonders. The full set of The Maze Runner, the full set of the Harry Potter books (not proud of this, fuck JK Rowling), a few Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, Dunmeshi Mangas 1-6 plus Daydream Hour, The Count Of Monte Cristo, a few of Shakespear's works (A Midsummer Night's Dream and Macbeth), The Great Gatsby, The Dead Poet's Society, and more

Sometimes I post poetry, not much though. I also like creating stories and AUs.

I am very happily taken by my husband, love of my life, and sweet Thomas, @imagreeniepea.

My sister’s account is @newtslastnote

I’m very indecisive of my identity, so if I change names every few months that’s to be expected honestly

Here are my social media profiles.

Twitter: Enoch_OSomnusson

Ao3: Newt_OConnorSomnusson

Tumblr (alt acc): newtiesjournal

Tiktok: newt0n.samuel.isaac

Instagram: flyhigharchie_ily

Discord (barely used): h4rv3ybyalexg

My favorite music artists are:

Alex G, McCafferty, The Front Bottoms, Mitski, Mac Demarco, David Bowie, Gigi Perez, Chappell Roan, Malcolm Todd, Girl In Red, The Cure, TV Girl, Modern Baseball, and more.

My favorite actors are:

Thomas Brodie Sangster, Finlay McMillan, Dylan O’Brien, Ki Hong Lee, and Finn Wolfhard.

My favorite TBS roles are:

Newt (TMR)

Simon Brown (Nanny Mcphee)

My favorite Dylan O’Brien roles are:

Thomas (TMR)

Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

All queer people are welcome on my blog!!