Veridis Quo.

A group of guys once came through my checkout lane at Publix, and the shortest (and clearly the most stupid) of them all asked if I was standing on a cardboard box behind the register (I’m 5’ 10”). I gave him the most blank stare I could muster and said “I was born this way.” His friends cracked up, he didn’t look too pleased. I took it as a victory.

alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like that was going around about cocaine or any other drug, everyone would be like “sounds like a drug problem bruh”