A rose among the thorns

dude do you ever think about how hard your 11 year old self would shit themselves if they saw your art style now

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

Don’t ship real people. They’re not characters, they’re not your public property no matter how famous. They are REAL HUMAN BEINGS. Don’t be a creep.

uhh you can still ship real people

My OTP is a real couple and they’re engaged sooooo

Uh, I can do whatever the fuck I like, thanks. You know there’s a way to ship people without forcing your thoughts onto said people, right? If I think someone looks cute together, I have the right to think that. Doesn’t mean I should tell them, “Oh, y'all need to be together, RIGHT NOW!” But if someone actually acts like that, they need to reevaluate themselves. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and leave people and their personal thoughts alone.

Oh my god you could not have missed the point harder.

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

this is the only non fake text post on tumblr