Alexander Maverick Apollo Achellies

Do you consent- to a pickle asmr

teetle neetles

apparently sleeping as much as I do is "unhealthy" and "a sign of depression"lol

The idea of the real slim shady standing up implies there is a fake not slim shady sitting down

do I simp for fictional characters that could be my fathers age because I lacked a stable father figure and I try and find characters who can fit that for me or because they have a traumatic backstory/daddy issues/some form of trauma which makes them relatable so I grasp onto any form of media to fulfill that relatability while also helping the hurt part of my brain with things like tooth rotting fluff and helping the part of me dealing with sexual trauma through graphic smut & overly sexualized media to make me feel less alone.

I need a sleeveless turtleneck to seduce my boyfriend 😌💅

The worm in my brain says I don't have the body type to pull off denim, but I just tell it to pipe down

stairs are domesticated escalators

Would squidward technically be a furry?