trash queen

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

The jack o’lantern and purple and blue creature from the first picture are spoken for, as are the grey monster, white monster, and baby seal from the second picture. The rest are still available!

forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

hey did you know that ummmm all the leaves are br(ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN)own and the sky is grey (AND THE SKY IS GREY)

you ever come across a piece of media so wonderfully and lovingly constructed that it fuels your own desire to make something that touches someone in the same way? a piece of media that wraps itself around your heart and squeezes until your creative juices start running? that fills your heart so fully that you need to start building out new chambers to contain it all?

i can tell you with full certainty that right now aj crowley has taken up a job as an uber driver and is leaving the public of london mentally scarred but where they need to be seven times as fast

I’m not sure if his uber rating would be extremely good or extremely bad. “Drove 90 down Oxford street. It was terrifying. Reached destination 30 minutes early due to over taking traffic on pavement. 5stars. Would NOT reccomend”

All of his customers leave terrible reviews but he’s having a blast and BELIEVES he’s doing great, therefore his ratings are great

“Picked me up with his boyfriend in the front seat who seemed less than pleased about picking up a stranger on their way to the Rizt- he gave me a chocolate Bon Bon out of nowhere when I got out though and made me feel 100x better when wishing me a fabulous day. Hope they had a great date. 5 stars”

“CAR WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE. 5 STARS”

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This concept also exists as a fic on AO3 and it is fucking worth it.

March

ITS MAY