Anyone else question martin’s choice of acting? #sherlock
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Anyone else question martin's choice of acting? #sherlock
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92 truths
I was tagged by @thruthefairydoor
Rules: If tagged you are supposed to write the 92 truths about yourself, then tag 25 people.
LAST
Drink: blueberry and banana smoothie (so good)
Call: my dad
Text Message: to my mum
Last song I listened to: The Muse by Laura Marling
Last time I cried: at my gramps’ funeral
HAVE YOU EVER
Dated someone: Yup
Been cheated on: Nope
Kissed someone and regretted it: hahahah haven’t we all? :’)
Lost someone special: Yes
Been depressed: unfortunately, yes
Been drunk and thrown up: ive surprisingly never thrown up!! and i’ve been pretty damn drunk...
List of three favorite colors: sky blue, violet, and navy blue
IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU
Made a new friend: Yes, many
Fallen out of love: eyyup
Laughed until you cried: of course
Met someone who changed you: Yeah
Found out who your true friends are: like I guess so... but y’know nothings set in stone...
Found out someone was talking about you: no but I just sort of accept things are said about me, like thats just part of human nature its really no biggie haha!
GENERAL
How many people on tumblr do you know in real life: a few I think, mostly friends from school, college and uni so probably like 8idk?
Do you have any pets: we have a family pet bearded dragon named Errol
Do you want to change your name: yep 100% ‘tasmyn’ is gross
What did you do for your last birthday: did tequila slammers with, my sister and came home to a surprise party :D
What time did you wake up this morning: Around 6 (ew gross)
What were you doing last night: i went out on my rollerskates and spoke to my family
Name something you can’t wait for: the day I finally get my first tattoo
Last time you saw your mom: saturday
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my guilt complexes
Pronouns: whatever really idec
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes, many a time
What gets on your nerves: mouth noises and narcissists
Blood type: no idea!
Nicknames: tas, Barry B Benson (don’t ask), Barry, Ponyo, Tazpot, tazzy, roo, rooby~ some weird ones i know
Status: a happy, solitary muffin
Zodiac sign: Cancer (my birthday is actually 3 days before Benedict Cumberbatches and Jared Padalecki’s) \(^_^)/
Height: 5’6’’
Favorite TV show: thats just cruel! i’ll probably have to say Supernatural just b/c i’m literally always watching it
High School: I mean I’m form England so eh?
University: AUB
Hair Color: naturally medium brown, currently blue, purple, green, and white
Long or short: short
Do you have a crush on someone: I always have a crush on something (its mostly myself)
What do you like about yourself: sweet f.aaaaaaa
Tattoos: None... yeeeeet!
Righty or lefty: Righty
FIRSTS
Surgery: never had any
Piercings: got my ears pierced when i was 6
First best friend: his name was George
First sport you joined: um probably swimming
First holiday abroad: Portugal
First pair of trainers: ?
RIGHT NOW
Drinking: nothing
Listening to: music, sweet music
I’m about: that bass...no treble
Want kids: not right now, as I’d probably have to question where they came from
Get married: ew no
Career: illustrator, or character designer idk tbh
HAVE YOU EVER
Kissed a stranger: Nope
Drank hard liquor: pffft yeah
Lost glasses/contacts: Yes, and then i found them in the middle of the road, having been run over several times....
Sex on first date: nah
Broken someone’s heart: hahah yeah whoops
Been arrested: Nope
Turned someone down: yup
Cried when someone died: Yes
Fallen for a friends: idk
WHICH IS BETTER
Eyes or lips: both are good for separate reasons, lets not compare them.
Hugs or kisses: hugs, its not so bad if you hug a bad hugger, but kissing a bad kisser is gross.
Shorter or taller: lets not discriminate
Older or Younger: ^^ what did i just say?
Romantic or spontaneous: both
Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
Hook up or relationship: definitely relationship
Troublemaker or hesitant: a solid inbetween
DO YOU BELIEVE
In yourself: hahah you’re hilarious
Miracles: nope
Love at first sight: to an extent
Heaven: nope,
Santa: i wish i could, those days were much simpler
Kissing on the first date: Sure if its all going well... treat yoself
I tag anyone who wants to do it.. i cba to tag :’)
Bucky: (side-eyeing Sam) (speaking in Russian) So Natasha, what am I supposed to do with this Sriracha stuff?
Natasha: (in Russian) It's spicy, put it on anything, it's really good. Why are you glaring at Sam like that?
Bucky: (in Russian) I'm pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on eggs?
Natasha: (in Russian) Oh, fantastic. I'm going to glare at Steve and pretend to talk shit. Yes, it's great on eggs.
Bucky and Natasha: (scowling at Sam and Steve)
Sam: The fuck is going on over there.
Steve: I don't know but I don't like it.
Bucky: (in Russian) This is the most fun I've had since 1944.
Natasha: (high-fives Bucky)

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Inspired by various tumblr posts.
Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.
Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.
You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.
That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?
You really want a human.
frnk iero
starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?
everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]
barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work
I’m a Big Fan of watching people grow and become healthier and happier versions of themselves
when a character is transforming into a terrifying monster and you can hear their voice becoming more growly and inhuman 👌👌👌👍👍💯💯

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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!
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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
Ellen is just a lesbian name face it
well this is true.
DEADLINES
this my collection of knife dogs, feel free to add to the collection!
Dangerous
Man I want to know which knife puppy picture went against the community guidelines.

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you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth
imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all
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