A Midnight Rest

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

she has a really pretty body under all her baggy band t shirts... cute trans girl moment...

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

it's so funny how the mcu has so closely replicated the comics fan experience of like, "don't worry about like the plots. the things happening are like 90% really stupid, you just have to accept that. the meat is in the character writing. which is unfortunately also bad."

"and in order for half of it to make sense you had to have gotten into it many years ago and kept up with the homework"

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

i love logical solutions to illogical whoniverse problems

@everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue you're the only whovian I know on here, would that actually work?

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.