A Midnight Rest

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

first women president

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

both very funny and awfully frustrating that people will be like “just because this character is aromantic doesn’t mean they can’t be romance-favourable / in a romantic relationship 🥺” and then the character in question is canonically like “i hate romance so much it’s unreal”

i say this as someone who’s aro and as romance-favourable as they come btw. like if you’re not aro and are absolutely dead set on shipping aro characters, fine i guess. can’t really stop you. but somehow ppl are always doing it to the ones who are like “i despise romantic advances from all genders. the idea of being in a relationship with someone makes me genuinely sick. if anyone flirts with me, i WILL kill myself” like come on man 😭

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive