Marvel Headcannons

• Wade follows all heroes Hero Watch Pages.

• he also drew on some shirts, made a collection of small time heroes, like Squirrel Girl, Quake, etc.

• Fitz can’t bring himself eat seafood any more.

• Simmons will eat it, but very rarely.

• FitzSimmons could get away with murder.

• No one would have any idea it was them.

• Darcy collects leaves.

• Each leaf she has is from place she has truly felt happy at.

• After the Tide Pod craze Wade decided he’d make a habit of going out in public with a whole container of them and eat them like nothing.

• one time Natasha has to do a mission alone.

• in the middle of the mission the James Bond theme started playing over her coms

• For a long time Natasha doubted she was good,

• even after she had been with Shield for many years.

• She finally started to accept that she was good when Clint gave her a dictionary one year.

Wade: When Spider-Man uses his web shooters his hand is signing *I love you* in sign language. Therefore every time he shoots that spider cum at people he’s really spreading his love for people.

• One day while Scott and Cassie were eating Fruit Roll-Ups Scott tied the wax paper strip around his head.

• Cassie followed suit and they ended up playing ninjas for hours

• There’s a group chat called Ant Farm and it consists of Scott, Hope, Hank, Luis, and Cassie.

• After what happened in Age of Ultron, Wanda was adopted into the Barton family.

• Despite being treated just like the other kids, she still felt like a bit of an outsider.

• That was until one day her and Cooper got in trouble, and Clint full named the two.