Your Immortal God.

I now see the world entirely differently

MY MILKSHAKES WERE A SUCCESS.

do not do this to my frail and mortal being

me as a ghost

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

immortal—paragon started bothering you

I’m in the “I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad” club. 

                                 ᴛʜɪs ɪs suʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴛᴛᴇsᴛ.                                  ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴅᴏ ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴇ.                                  ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ { wɪɴɴᴇʀ } ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ.                                  sᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ.

Doyou            haveroom                      forone                               more                                                                                          { t r o u b l e d   s o u l }?  

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