Hound and Castle. Jazmine Gubbe

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Hound and Castle. Jazmine Gubbe

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every rejection, every disappointment
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.
ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME
‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
BORN= existing as a result of birth
BORNE= carried or transported by
LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight
LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms
{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}
((adm: I just want to add-
Loose- untight
Lose- opposite of winning))
((ALSO: A fun trick - Affect = Action Effect = End Result ))
There = In that place
Their = belonging to them
can’t = a contraction for cannot
cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility
Me thinking that this is child’s play and that I know it all already:
Me realising there are some things I didn’t already know:
TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER
TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE
WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD,
THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I’m gonna add
ROGUE: CRIMINAL/REBEL/VAGRANT/ETC
ROUGE: RED MAKEUP
it’s rogues gallery, guys. Not rouge gallery. You’re making me think batman has an extensive lipstick collection.
If you’re talking about a weapons CACHE, it’s pronounced cash.
If you say cashay, that’s how CACHET is pronounced which means prestige and does not mean a collection of items stored together in a hidden/inaccessible place.
NO ONE IS ‘PREJUDICE"
PEOPLE ARE “PREJUDICED”
If he’s not moving, he’s STATIONARY.
If he’s a fucking space pencil, then carry on with STATIONERY.
If it’s wet precipitation falling out of the sky, it’s RAIN
If it’s someone ruling over people, it’s REIGN
If it’s holding back someone from (or getting someone to stop doing) something, that’s to REIN [them] IN (…as if you were using REINS on a horse)
(and oh yeah)
If you’re telling someone they’re going to have to reconsider an opinion or course of action, then they have ANOTHER THINK COMING
(because “another thing coming” makes no damn sense whatsoever unless they’re in some kind of monster movie, ffs)
Just adding:
HOARD - (n.) a collection of stuff, (vb) to collect a collection of stuff.
HORDE - (n.) a collection, group, mob or host of people, often unruly or barbaric.
PEEL - (n.) the outside skin of fruit, also (archaic n.) a tower house, sometimes spelled PELE; (vb) to remove the outside skin of fruit; by extension, usually as PEEL OFF, to remove clothing, but also (aviation) to break away, one aircraft at a time, from a larger formation.
PEAL - (n.) the sound of several church bells ringing together or in sequence; (vb.) to ring bells in this manner.
BREACH - (n.) a break or opening, usually in a wall; (vb) to make such an opening, also a whale rising clear of the surface of the sea. (The words BREACH and BREAK are distant relatives.)
BREECH - (n.) the bottom end of a gun-barrel, where it’s loaded; also (BREECH PRESENTATION) a baby being born bottom-foremost; also (n. pl.) BREECHES, a historical style of trousers ending just below the knee and (archaic vb) to BREECH, to dress a boy in breeches (adult clothing) for the first time.
English is… Complicated.
And my favourite recent one,
It is “TO ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES” and not “TO ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES”.
Was literally about to reblog this and add all intents and purposes; I love this website
farmer’s market
i went to a farmer’s market
with my mom and dad
and we passed a bookstore
in the window of the shop, a sign:
“book signing today! by some old man!“
“i know him!” cried my mom
so in we went – like perseus, unaware that he was about to face
(probably medusa)
(i forget)
(i’m not looking it up and also don’t tell me)
fuck me, he was a poet.
the book guy, i mean.
worse, he read a few poems out loud
directly at me
while i tried to figure out where to look
(because eye contact would only make it worse)
a brief summary of these poems:
some old fuck’s memories of how
Mountain Towns Once Were
and how
Mountain Towns Are Not Like That Now.
guess whose fault it was
it was cellphones.
i thought: this guy has a book because he took his sentences
and he pressed enter
a lot in
the middle
and did some weird things with The Capitals
and now he calls himself a poet
and reads at people who just wanted to
buy some fucking produce
jesus
it’s not that fucking hard jeffrey
i bet your book is from a vanity press and cellphones rule and poems are dumb
i’m reblogging this relic because i had an awful experience this weekend when a tinder hookup read me a poem he’d written while we were in bed and there was no feasible means of stopping it without crushing his spirit and i was like oh this reminds me of something (this post) and also i teleported directly to hell for the entire reading
and honestly many poems are extremely good and i even have quite a few memorized in secret, i just think there should be some poetry council that issues you a license before you get to write your own
"be not afraid"
demanding
you have no right to control another person's feelings
does not provide a productive alternative
"when you hide behind that rock I feel as though you don't appreciate the fact that I came all this way to deliver the word of god"
statement of fact
not pushy
opens conversation to productive compromise
emotionally aware

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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”
how does this post keep getting better
My favorite thing about tumblr is when a post I liked god only knows how long ago shows up again on my dash. I get to laugh at it like I’ve never seen it before and then get an extra little bit of delight when I scroll down and see that I’ve already liked it. What a Good Website
In light of the current spam bot epidemic, it’s so refreshing to get a follow and see it’s from someone with a normal, trustworthy name, like “pikachus-third-nipple”
A fun little Art vs. Artist to close out 2022 and celebrate being a full-time freelance illustrator for two full years! Here’s to 2023!

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everyone thinks their friends are best at quiplash and everyone is right
“she’s a hero only to herself“

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A freelance illustrator based in Charlotte, NC, Corrie Liotta's scope of work is varied and includes children's illustration, political illustration, commercial storyboarding, and gif animation.
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Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.
Me: I like the goods and/or services you offer in exchange for my money
The cafe, in my head: lmao cringe, kill yrself buddy
The endlessly wailing siren of my social anxiety issues is probably not going to be silenced by the people in the comments pointing out that being a regular at a restaurant is a normal thing for people to be, but I do zero-sarcasm appreciate the attempt, is very kind!
When I was a barista I LOVED my regulars and they were often the best part of my day. Now that I work remotely and make regular orders to the restaurant down the street (truly the most perfect delicious Caesar salad with grilled chicken I have ever had), I immediately assume everyone who works there sees my name pop up on the ticket and starts pointing and laughing. Once when I went to pick up my food they put my face together with my name and they were so sweet and were like “omg thank you SO MUCH for your business!!” and I was so ashamed I didn’t go back for like two weeks; it’s truly an illness