aeron greyjoy MY beloved

Anyway, my personal headcanon is that Asha routinely witnessed Euron behaving in a sexually inappropriate manner towards his younger brothers in public, which in part inspired her decision to sexually humiliate Theon upon his arrival.

the varying povs in asoiaf really do have distinctive voices from one another like for instance jaime is always ending his sentences with a vague ellipsis because he’s stupid. jon will interject his emo navel-gazing in italics between the plot happening consistently more than other characters do. bran is the youngest pov child so his internal thoughts are structured to be simpler than the others except for victarion, whose idiocy is truly astounding and has less of an internal dialogue going on than the seven year old. theon’s brain comes up with shit like the certain undeniable spice of fucking a tavern wench in lord eddard stark’s own bed and his lips look like two worms fucking. joncon is gay. cersei. this is all a testament to george btw you could drop me in any random chapter and within a couple of sentences i could tell you whose head i’m in just based on how mean their thoughts are. that’s awesome.

Sansa is too good and kind for the type of revenge fantasies I harbor in her name, but I really wish someone would give her a shotgun

I think you guys forget that valyria was a slave empire so violent their victims invented the euthanasia religion 💀

I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BLORBO MEN WHO ARE PATHETIC WET CATS. WHAT ABOUT MY PATHETIC SOAKING WET CAT IN A CARDBOARD BOX ABANDONED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT BLORBO WOMEN WHO NO ONE FUCKS WITH. PLEASE NO MORE STUPID BLOND MEN. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A WIN IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES!!!

dany and daenerys. jon and lord snow. robb and the young wolf. arya and mercy. sansa and alayne. theon and reek. catelyn and stoneheart. jaime and the kingslayer. melony and melisandre. young griff and aegon. jeyne and lady arya. dunk and ser duncan. egg and aegon. kill the boy and let the man be born. he was robb the lord now, or trying to be. jon would never. lord snow did. jaime, he thought, my name is jaime. call her by her name. call her brienne. in another life he had been someone else, but here and now, his name was reek. he remembered. “no one,” she would answer, she who had been arya of house stark, arya underfoot, arya horseface. is this the face of a conqueror? so far as she could tell, she still looked like a little girl. jon? jon? do we know anyone named jon, grenn? she’d had so many names. had she only dreamed arya stark? jeyne, her name is jeyne, it rhymes with pain. he had taken off father’s face, bran thought, and donned the face of lord stark of winterfell. shout out your name before them all, tell them that you are not arya stark, let all the north hear how you were made to play this part. in there she was someone . . . but that was not the answer that he wanted. are all of them so blind? I must be alayne all the time, inside and out. I am not a wolf, no matter what they call me. I have a name. you have to know your name.

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out