~..::Insert Clever Idea::..~

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

"Jirt, this is not a fucking musical."

Manspreading alone in the endless darkness

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

you can't fuck with me. i'll die

Not gonna lie guys, at this rate we’re never going to become the new PDF

Torture the haters to death

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??