well...this is juuuust...umm

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

So…I almost unfollowed you because of this comment. I didn’t because I like your work…but…I kinda think you might be the kind of person that hates others and can’t accept any feedback. I haven’t unfollowed cause I hope I’m wrong.

who 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 cares

I’m not gonna lie, Adam. You’re kind of a dick. And kind kind of, I mean seriously.

Tell me something I don’t know!

I like you even more now, though I know that you do not care

I 👏 care 👏 a 👏 little 👏 bit

A+

and how did you say your internet addiction started?

CHYES so yes

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

why are people who control the rides at carnivals asking you where you get your protein from

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣