delivery guy threw my bananas this morning well thats just fine you might as well. and fuck my tight little hole while youre at it. and beat me. and beat me senseless

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

Sex is so stupid man like "ohhh our wieners are out lets wiggle them around" like. I have work in the morning. Be serious

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

hotmogged by a real eater

feeling hateful bitter and evil today… and that’s okay! 😂