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Drew this in april, while waiting for something

so here i present you, my unfinished, never-will-be-finished, ooc crackshitpost script of ooc murphy, ooc fred, and a very ooc anafabula

MURPHY: Okay, we finally got the last shard. We're- 2747: (V.O.) Ayo. (Fred pales) MURPHY: What? 2747: Is that seven? Am I smelling….seven? Am I smellin' what's cookin'? Is what's cooking seven? Seven in my domain? Seven for me? Seven for my feast? [silence] FRED: Murphy, we need to get the hell out of here, now. MURPHY: Why? FRED: We're going to fucking DIE. MURPHY: Don't worry Fred, I got a trick up my sleeve - watch this. MURPHY: (to 2747) Yeah we got sevens. A lot of sevens. Six sevens, to be exact. [audible pause] 2747: What the hell did you just say? MURPHY: We have six sevens. [another audible pause] 2747: Can you like - can you add another seven just to make it seven sevens. MURPHY: No. 2747: Why not. MURPHY: Are you against just six sevens? 2747: And what if I am? MURPHY: And why's that? 2747: And why should I tell you? MURPHY: Sixty sevens. 2747: Stop that. MURPHY: That's a lot of sevens you know. 2747: I don't like it. MURPHY: I thought you liked sevens. 2747: I DON'T LIKE THE NUMBER BEFORE THAT. [pause] MURPHY: So you're sixist? [record scratch] 2747: WHAT? 2747: I'M NOT SIXIST! I JUST - I'M OKAY WITH SIX BEING WITH ANY OTHER NUMBER. HELL - I'M OKAY WITH SEVEN BEING WITH SIX! JUST NOT IN THAT ORDER….. [pause] MURPHY: So you're against internumeral relationships. 2747: NO I'M NOT! 2747: YOU - STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH - WHO- [finally appears] 2747: You. [Fred gets visibly scared] MURPHY: Hi. 2747: [sneer] Murphy Law. I thought I ate you already. MURPHY: Live hard, die hard. I always come back. 2747: Isn't that someone else's line? MURPHY: Well, unlike him, I'm the one who fixes what goes wrong. 2747: You're what's wrong. MURPHY: That's a little harsh, isn't it? [pause] 2747: Y'know you would be even better if your name had minus a letter. MURPHY: Like what? 2747: I don't know - a minus Y - or maybe replace PH with F - F for Full Of Shit. MURPHY: Dang toots, I didn't know you were a letterplayer. 2747: I eat more than letters for breakfast, idiot. And also- [clears throat] 2747: WHY ARE YOU SAYING THOSE THINGS? I THOUGHT IT'D BE HIM [points at fred] WHO'S SAYING IT. FRED: WHAT? FRED: I DON'T SAY THOSE THINGS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE! MURPHY: Well I do. 2747: HOW?? 2747: YOU - YOU'RE FROM THE '40S - 30S - WHATEVER SHIT YOU COME FROM? [looks at fred] AND YOU'RE MODERN. FRED: LADY, I LIVE IN BOOKS. FRED: HE LIVES OUTSIDE. MURPHY: I touch more than grass. [silent stare] 2747: I don't fucking believe this. [long pause] MURPHY: But can you believe six sevens? 2747: STOP THAT.

My SCP Game Pitch: SCP The Adventures of Siggy and Phobos (name could get work shopped)

You play as Siggy and Phobos (SCP-239 and SCP-2006) trying to escape Site-118. The game's gameplay would be that of a bullet hell RPG where you face off against the many anomalies that have been let loose across the facility. The game would be split up into 7 chapters, each chapter having Siggy and Phobos get to a new section of the facility. I was thinking about adding Murphy (SCP-3143) into the main party somewhere around Chapter 2 after a boss fight.