i loved her to the point of invention

The gag on trailer park boys where Julian is perpetually holding a rum and coke is so funny to me. There's one episode where they crash their car and Julian crawls out of the wreck still holding it unspilled in a glass and it made me laugh so hard I thought i was gonna throw up

i have something of a "white person specific face blindness" so suffice it to say. severance has been somewhat difficult to follow

wait don't unfollow me, I'm complex and morally ambiguous

Something i hate about misogyny is that women aren't allowed to be funny in a subtle or deadpan way without men being like hark wench and peddle not your falsehoods- be they born of malice or of naivitee you know not what your wicked misdeeds hath wrought upon this algorithm

you’ve been a prisoner of war since you were ten years old but the prodigal son is finally returning and this time you have a battle plan. you’ve been to war. you’re the trueborn son of a lord and your only living sibling is your older sister (notably a woman), so there’s no threat to your succession. basically? you have this lord of the seven kingdoms shit in the bag. there’s a red comet in the sky and that comet is YOU, baby! got your nice doublet on and everything. everything’s coming up theon everything’s coming up greyjoy this time for me. Unfortunately your dad is immediately pissed at you he says theon you look gay as fuck. theon i bet that necklace wasn’t even looted. theon did NED STARK turn you GAY during your CAREFREE YEARS LIVING IT UP AS A CHILD PRISONER OF WAR. Like omg i JUST got here. and to make matters worse while you were away everybody became a feminist so you aren’t even heir to pyke anymore you’re just somebody’s flop gay son. you’re just somebody’s flop gay son on a rock in the ocean foreverrr