cow

will never understand carnivore diet guys cause they say that its the most natural and healthy thing for your body but then will also openly admit that they have to consume so many vitamins and supplements to function and live. genuinely how do they not see the contradiction there. im so confused

wait why does everyone care about the Knicks so much all of a sudden. has literally everyone been secretly from New York this whole time

nothing makes you hate rich people like working in food service

the parking enforcement people are so dumb cause they dont even know that im literally winning. $50 ticket has nothing on me I've parked for free like 4 times at least. each time the parking should've cost 15 dollars. thats right I just made 10 bucks. yeah thats right.

if I had unlimited fresh bagels I would eat a bagel for breakfast lunch and dinner every day

will never not be funny that the frankfurt school was all white men. lets think about that.

why are we saying "ungatekeeping"? dont you mean sharing?

I hope every single person entirely using ChatGPT to get through their education gets a really awesome high paying job and then realizes they genuinely have no clue how to do any of it and then they get fired and have to relearn everything starting as if they didn't even get a college degree and have to rebuild everything for years which makes them realize the value of human effort and growth and skill and they become better people because of it and then get to live beautiful fulfilling lives far far far away from some fuckass AI

every time I do my laundry my pinky really hurts afterwards. what does this mean

Roblox probably gives a really horrible impression of what it must be like to run a small business

call me dumb but I believe that we should hold established scholars and theorists to more of the same standards that we hold students. just because someone has fame and money and notoriety does not mean that any bullshit they say immediately deserves time and analysis even if its messy and badly written. obviously maybe it shouldn't be ALL the same standards cause like once you learn the stuff you should get to be kinda experimental and crazy with it but like idkkk. someone needs to teach Adorno that run-on sentences are not appropriate for every single damn thing you say

no one let me actually start my barista job because I promise I will be so annoying about it. im gonna have to dye my hair blue. I'll start reviewing every drink I get and acting like I could make it any better. every café I go to I'll be watching them make drinks the whole time and I'll silently shake or nod my head based on whether I approve of what they're doing.

Portrait of Ross in L.A. might be one of my favorite art pieces ever. which feels dumb cause at first glance its just a pile of candy. but its also the most heart wrenching piece of art I've ever encountered

every time I open my email I genuinely feel my heart escalate by a million beats and sweat form on every pore of my body. emails have the potential to make or ruin my day so much more than any other form of communication.

knocking myself off of all high horses. I am now on a low pony. maybe even a donkey

and if I said safe and sound is my current favorite song right now would that be bad. would you have a problem with that. you better not.