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I realized watching TFA again yesterday that Rey and BB-8’s first meeting is basically the same as Shrek and Donkey’s

Blocked.

Omg that just cracked my cold black heart 

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@kymophobia

MOG MOG IT IS FURRY NICE TO M33T A KING! HOW LOVELY! I’M MEULIN LEIJON! SHE/HER, AND I WAS ONCE A QU33N T33H33!

oKAY I TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THAT AND THIS IS NOT WEIRD AT ALL,

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T)(is is a fucking amazing respawnse to me following you, so first of all, tanks~ It’s glubly to meet you, sugarfins~ I’m Condy, s)(e/)(er, and I’m t)(e fucking -Empress~ )(ow’s it going?~

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and you, my unintelligible friend, talk like a garbage disposal that swallowed a few too many golden rings.

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IM TOO TIRED TO SEE A THING THIS GOOD))

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st1ll dumb as hell who names the1r fuck1n k1d lach that’s dumb sh1t and you’re sh1tt1n on my name that a1n’t even my real name