pay your respects to the vultures

Hey, there wouldn’t happen to be anyone on here who’s an expert on esoteric demonic languages would there? My normal contact for this sort of stuff isn’t answering my summonings.

idk if i’m an expert but i probably know how to say certain swear words in any language. even the ones that dont have swear words.

I admit that’s pretty sick but not really helpful right now.

bro of COURSE i speak it i speak ALL language. would you like to hear my translation rates per word

Hey, there wouldn’t happen to be anyone on here who’s an expert on esoteric demonic languages would there? My normal contact for this sort of stuff isn’t answering my summonings.

idk if i’m an expert but i probably know how to say certain swear words in any language. even the ones that dont have swear words.

Who I love and when is none of your business. 

have people been asking?

Call it an attempt to ward it off before it begins. 

Who I love and when is none of your business. 

jesus doesnt count, grandpa

johnny i’ve been drinking with you, you fell on the floor after half a drink

Were a bad night. 

it was a great night! you’re just a lightweight. you’re so lightweight that a helium balloon would push you off

And? Want a lolly for pointing it out? 

yes.

thanks king its exactly what i have always craved

A cock :)

we’re working on this ;)

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

And here I was under the impression you didn’t do temptation, Salem.

oh i do, just to high caliber figures, usually. don’t worry, i would never accept a pact from you because that wouldn be such a waste of a soul. you can still have those taste buds for no price at all!

Waste of a soul?

yeah! demonic pacts generally ruin people and make them either go apeshit or turn them into empty shells. and that would be a shame. you seem fun.

You flatter me.

oh just telling you my honest opinion. why would i lie to you? nothing for me here lmao

we’re working on this ;)

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

And here I was under the impression you didn’t do temptation, Salem.

oh i do, just to high caliber figures, usually. don’t worry, i would never accept a pact from you because that wouldn be such a waste of a soul. you can still have those taste buds for no price at all!

Waste of a soul?

yeah! demonic pacts generally ruin people and make them either go apeshit or turn them into empty shells. and that would be a shame. you seem fun.

we’re working on this ;)

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

And here I was under the impression you didn’t do temptation, Salem.

oh i do, just to high caliber figures, usually. don’t worry, i would never accept a pact from you because that wouldn be such a waste of a soul. you can still have those taste buds for no price at all!

we’re working on this ;)

Half of Los Angeles and the damn prince would be executed if the right Archon stepped their foot in there, just for the sheer fact of the knowledge of what this is floating around. Hmph.

Right? what’s a little infernalism on top of that?? might as well!

we’re working on this ;)

what the hell is kebab pizza? pizza slices impaled on a stick?

what the fuck have humans done to food

Elevated it.

@8demons Do you mind? an open conflict with the host does nothing to further our current goals.

Just do it where they cannot see, the eyes of heaven are half blind as it is, why antagonize them?

wym why? for fun, of course ;)

@8demons Do you mind? an open conflict with the host does nothing to further our current goals.