8-BIT BLOSSOM

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

Hi I imagined someone misreading your post and falling to their death in an empty grain silo as a result, can you change the post to be about grain silo safety?

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

cultural reset

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

um: fuck *grabs your hot pocket, sucks all the contents out of it, gives it back*

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?