something witty

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

someone put me down in a flat surface and keep me still so i can calibrate

If they carved this saint out of limestone then it's really dumb to leave it out to be weathered by SEA AIR lmao it's deffos gonna dissolve and form these alveoli-like holes

Rookie move by these 6th century monks

Oh sorry? you think someone wanted to go up and measure that thing with a fucking yardstick??? just roll on up to the boar the size of a fucking car with some handily-dandily measuring tape? to get an accurate reading on it in fucking centimeters???